"The most entertained I've ever been on a bathroom line" (really, an actual quote)

He's been a Surgeon, and a Shantyman, but for the third act of his career after being marooned by his crew he's going back to school to study the bathroom sciences! Rule Number One of Privy Piracy? Make sure the audience is fully entertained as they wait on line. No stage is too small or too smelly. Let the Privy Pirate entertain the line at your Flush Privies (or the Port-o-Johns). 

Born of necessity while busking on a rainy day at the New Jersey Renaissance Festival - Crossbones found a captive audience to play for under the dry overhang of the Flush Privies. What started as just playing music soon became THREE HOURS of interactive comedy with music! You can do the same jokes every ten minutes...because the line never ends.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! 

"The Privy Pirate's 1/2 Hour Commode-y Hour" is an audience participation stage show that's all bathroom fun and games (and puppet show, and music). Learn why a poop deck isn't a poop deck. Learn fun uses for toilet paper and plungers. And learn to double check which is the Emotional Support Rope.

Choose the Bathroom or the Stage shows. OR BOTH.

Abandoned by his crew, at a Ren Faire, wearing red, he’s been… marooned! Sail the seas of song with this Surgeon, Shantyman, and Privy Pirate as he navigates his life choices through songs of the sea, drinking, and bathrooms.
It’s all Music (with mayhem) until someone loses an eye… then it’s a Treasure Hunt! 

Crossbones has softened with age, and after years of saying he'll never play Rattlin Bog again... he needs to train a new generation of Treasure Hunters with the power of music. This shorter version of the Mayhem and Music show features comedy and songs appropriate for kids of all ages. And hopefully, Crossbones can get them to wear themselves out enough to take a nap on the ride home!

Crossbones sings the Moose Song for 25 minutes... don't believe me, I've been paid to do it. 

But let's not make that a habit.

Featuring all the naughty nautical, irreverent Irish, devilish drinking, and bawdy bardcore songs in his repertoire. Crossbones leads a (probably drunk) crew of audience members in interactive group therapy to figure out just what's wrong with them.