"The most entertained I've ever been on a bathroom line" (really, an actual quote)

Crossbones has been abandoned by his crew, at a Renaissance Faire, wearing red. He's been...Marooned! Comedy and audience participation take center stage, as Crossbones figures out the next stage of his life. Sure this pirate has a guitar, but he also has a spoon, a potato, one sock, and an emotional support rope.  Each set can be themed around different song styles; Maritime music, Pub Songs, Irish Folk, Bardcore, or a Mix, depending on location or desires. 

Captain Clyde, who's not a pirate, joins Crossbones for an unhinged comedy show (with Music.) Crossbones has been abandoned by his crew, at a Renaissance Faire, wearing red. He's been...Marooned! So has Captain Clyde... but he's wearing orange. It's couples therapy as the most unhinged members of their respective bands navigate the loss of their friends by drinking... um singing drinking songs. But did Clyde really invent a Time Machine?!

Crossbones has softened with age, and after years of saying he'll never play Rattlin Bog again... he needs to train a new generation of Treasure Hunters with the power of music. This shorter version of the Mayhem and Music show features comedy and songs appropriate for kids of all ages. And hopefully, Crossbones can get them to wear themselves out enough to take a nap on the ride home!

No stage is too small or too smelly. It's a captive audience after all. He's been a Surgeon, and a Shantyman, but for the third act of his career after being marooned by his crew he's going back to school to study the bathroom sciences! Rule Number One of Privy Piracy? Make sure they are fully entertained as they wait on line. Rule Number Two? Is just like a number one but it takes longer and I have to play louder to distract from the sounds.

Crossbones sings the Moose Song for 25 minutes... (don't believe me, I've been paid to do it).

Featuring all the naughty nautical, irreverent Irish, devilish drinking, and bawdy Bardcore songs in his repertoire. Crossbones leads a (probably drunk) crew of audience members in interactive group therapy to figure out just what's wrong with them.