"The most entertained I've ever been on a bathroom line" (really, an actual quote)

He's been a Surgeon, and a Shantyman, but for the third act of his career after being marooned by his crew he's going back to school to study the bathroom sciences! Rule Number One of Privy Piracy? Make sure they are fully entertained as they wait on line. Rule Number Two? Is just like a number one but it takes longer and I have to play louder to distract from the sounds.

No stage is too small or too smelly. Let the Privy Pirate entertain the line at your Flush Privies (or the Port-o-Johns). Born of necessity while busking on a rainy day at the New Jersey Renaissance Festival - Crossbones found a captive audience to play for under the dry overhang of the Flush Privies. What started as just playing music soon became THREE HOURS of interactive comedy with music! You can do the same jokes every ten minutes...because the line never ends.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! 

Now there's a stage show! "The Privy Pirate's 1/2 Hour Commode-y Hour" is an audience participation show that's part bathroom humor, part bathroom games, and part bathroom songs. Learn why a poop deck isn't a poop deck. Learn fun uses for toilet paper and plungers. And learn to double check which is the Emotional Support Rope.

Choose the Bathroom or the Stage shows. OR BOTH.

Captain Clyde, who's not a pirate, joins Crossbones for an unhinged comedy show (with Music.) Crossbones has been abandoned by his crew, at a Renaissance Faire, wearing red. He's been...Marooned! So has Captain Clyde... but he's wearing orange. Can the most unhinged members of their respective bands navigate the loss of their friends through comedy and drinking... um singing drinking songs. And did Clyde really invent a Time Machine?!

Crossbones has been abandoned by his crew, at a Renaissance Faire, wearing red. He's been...Marooned! Comedy and audience participation take center stage, as Crossbones figures out the next stage of his life. Sure this pirate has a guitar, but he also has a spoon, a potato, and one sock.  Each set can be themed around different song styles; Maritime music, Pub Songs, Irish Folk, Bardcore, or a Mix, depending on location or your desires. 

Crossbones has softened with age, and after years of saying he'll never play Rattlin Bog again... he needs to train a new generation of Treasure Hunters with the power of music. This shorter version of the Mayhem and Music show features comedy and songs appropriate for kids of all ages. And hopefully, Crossbones can get them to wear themselves out enough to take a nap on the ride home!

Crossbones sings the Moose Song for 25 minutes... don't believe me, I've been paid to do it. 

But let's not make that a habit.

Featuring all the naughty nautical, irreverent Irish, devilish drinking, and bawdy bardcore songs in his repertoire. Crossbones leads a (probably drunk) crew of audience members in interactive group therapy to figure out just what's wrong with them.